The other day, Matt and I were preparing to take Natalie out grocery shopping with us. This is quite the adventure as I need to get presentable myself, pack her diaper bag in case of emergencies, feed her, and then immediately leave as the girl is attached to my boob every two hours on the hour. It takes a lot of coordination on our parts.
We were all sitting on the couch waiting for Natalie to get hungry when Matt presented his plan to us...
Matt: "I'm going to take a shower as soon as you eat her."
He clearly meant "feed" her...and tried to play it off like that's what he said...but he couldn't fool me.
So add that to the list of motherly duties I have. Making sure my husband doesn't mistakenly eat my child instead of feed her.
A mother's work is never done.
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