These are always some of my very favorite posts to read, so today, I thought I would join in the fun...which all started here! Plus, I most certainly did not do anything crazy this weekend...
Before I left work on Thursday, I did not just stand there looking completely shocked when my co-worker told me he was "going to let me take care of" basically all of his share of the work for the next week or so because he didn't feel like we were that busy. I have not thought to myself every second of seeing his face today, "Hope you are enjoying having nothing to do because I have been busy all day!"
Friday, Matt and I began the 5 hour trip home to Indy. When we stopped for breakfast at 9:30 am, I did not order a Hot Fudge Cake Sundae with my sausage toaster from Sonic.
Upon arrival, Matt spent the afternoon golfing with friends while I had the pleasure of spending some quality time with my in-laws. I definitely did not spend half the time blabbing my MIL's ear off about my enormous amount of family drama only to love her even more for being just the way she is. I also did not agree to get ice cream with her which did not turn out to be my lunch and my 2nd time having ice cream in one day.
After meeting some friends for dinner that night, they most certainly did not suggest getting ice cream, not resulting in a day of ice cream for every meal for me.
My best friend's brother's wedding was on Saturday. I definitely did not have too much wine, again, nor did I ask my former high school teacher to dance?!? What? Me, never.
While busting out my signature moves to Baby Got Back, I most certainly did not slip on spilled beer (which I did not spill...no really....it was NOT me!) and fall smack on my butt right in the center of the circle of dancers. I also did not continue to dance on the floor like it was all part of my routine.
Sunday was super relaxing. I did not take a nap for the third day in a row on my in-laws couch and then spent the rest of the day traveling home with Hubs. We did not stop for ice cream. And it was not a Butterfinger Blast.
14 comments:
I do not love ice cream too.
omg, everything sounds soooo stinking yummy!!!!!! xxxooo
This post cracked me up!!!
You are too cute. I might have to partake in Not Me Monday next week!
Oh man! This post kills me. Too funny. :) Life's too short not to have a weekend filled with icecream.
Love it! Glad to hear you had a fun, ice cream filled weekend and that you're home safely.
LOL! Too funny!
I love Not Me! Mondays ;)
i love these!! so cute! and i would have had ice cream with you every time, haha!!
I had quite a few "not me" moments this weekend too... :)
Trust me, if I could always work ice cream into every meal, I would, too!
And the falling on your butt thing? Been there, sister! At least you just kept dancing!
Thanks for making me smile on a Monday ;)
don't feel bad about "not" eating the icecream, I may or may not have polished off an entire loaf of Sunmaid Cinnamon/Raisin toast this weekend!
Oh my goodness! Between the ice cream and dessert for breakfast (and the dancing on the floor bit), you have me in giggles! :)
Glad you had fun!
Isn't (not) posting your own Not Me post just as much fun as (not) reading everyone else's?! I have (not) started to view my day to day life in terms of Not Mes. Nor has my husband tagged my random crazy behavior as, "Oh, now that's a Not Me for sure!"
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