Meet the players...T (the woman), L (the man shamelessly chasing T), and C (a friend of L's who whilst helping him try to get the girl...is actually after her himself!)
Complicated. I know. Drama within itself, right? But wait. It gets better. My favorite part of the story.
C has given the lovely T actual notes from L. Like fifth grade, do you like me check yes or no, notes. Yeah.
So care to take a gander at the ages of these players?? 18? 22? Even 25? Nope.
I'm not kidding. And the best part.
T is married! With two children. What?
And the super cool L who will stop at nothing to win this woman's attention? Lives with his mother, drives her van, and is paying child support for who knows how many children...all whilst paying for T's breakfast and lunch several times a week...and splurging on flowers for her birthday.
I have several concerns with this situation.
1. Why is L hitting on someone who is married in the first place? Don't people even care about this anymore?
2. Why is T allowing this to continue when she is a married woman? Well probably for the free food...
3. Does she think it's endearing when a 30 something year old man sends his friend to tell her that he likes her?
4. And if so...um, why?
5. And notes? Really?
Yeah, there is absolutely nothing that could go wrong with this situation. Match made in Heave if you ask me. But I would suggest trading in the van for something a little more subtle...perhaps a station wagon?? You know, those ones with the back seats that face the other way? My best friend in elementary school used to have one of those...I was SO jealous! That would surely push you over the edge L!