Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Just a Little Glimpse

I received this company wide e-mail this morning:




Good Morning,
There have been numerous observances in all areas of the site, (inside and outside), of associates, contractors, and service contractors talking on their cell phone while walking. The Cell Phone Policy line 2.2 states: 

Communication devices shall not be used while walking. Walking and talking is not a safe practice.
 

Please help us prevent a possible injury by adhering to the policy and if you do observe somebody doing this, be a Brother's Keeper and let them know this is not a safe practice.


Yet another example of why my company is ridiculous.

13 comments:

Resisting Perfection said...

LOL. That sounds like it would be a joke. I can see no talking while DRIVING but WALKING? haha.

Adorably Distracted... said...

lol oh geez

Kristen said...

oh my that makes for a good laugh! Too funny!

Patience said...

I have gotten a similar email from my previous employer. Ridiculous.

The Shabby Princess said...

BWHAHAHAHAHA, I am DYING. That is hilarious! Is walking and breathing unsafe? Because I suspect it might be. What if you suddenly start to choke while walking? What then??? Oh the drama! You might die! But, if you were on your cell phone, you could call 911 for help.

They are really just asking you all to die.

No bueno.

I say we start the bakery sooner rather than later.

Maggie said...

SERIOUSLY? This really isn't a holdover from April 1?

Mrs EyeCanSee said...

They lost me at "Be a brother's keeper." Haha. What a joke.

Miss Sweet Tea said...

OMG - this is hilarious! I thought my company was bad...how can they actually be serious??! Hahahahahaaaa!!!

5th Belle Avenue said...

Okay, that is hilarious!!

Baker's Cakes said...

That is Hys-terical!!!!! "Walking and talking is not a safe practice." LOL!!!!

Sonya said...

That is crazy! You must have one quiet office if you can't walk and talk at the same time!

Barefoot in the Park said...

are you serious? that is nutso!

d.a.r. said...

Completely hilarious!!