I received this company wide e-mail this morning:
Good Morning,
There have been numerous observances in all areas of the site, (inside and outside), of associates, contractors, and service contractors talking on their cell phone while walking. The Cell Phone Policy line 2.2 states:
Communication devices shall not be used while walking. Walking and talking is not a safe practice.
Please help us prevent a possible injury by adhering to the policy and if you do observe somebody doing this, be a Brother's Keeper and let them know this is not a safe practice.
Yet another example of why my company is ridiculous.
A new season of Therapy & Theology is here!
3 days ago
13 comments:
LOL. That sounds like it would be a joke. I can see no talking while DRIVING but WALKING? haha.
lol oh geez
oh my that makes for a good laugh! Too funny!
I have gotten a similar email from my previous employer. Ridiculous.
BWHAHAHAHAHA, I am DYING. That is hilarious! Is walking and breathing unsafe? Because I suspect it might be. What if you suddenly start to choke while walking? What then??? Oh the drama! You might die! But, if you were on your cell phone, you could call 911 for help.
They are really just asking you all to die.
No bueno.
I say we start the bakery sooner rather than later.
SERIOUSLY? This really isn't a holdover from April 1?
They lost me at "Be a brother's keeper." Haha. What a joke.
OMG - this is hilarious! I thought my company was bad...how can they actually be serious??! Hahahahahaaaa!!!
Okay, that is hilarious!!
That is Hys-terical!!!!! "Walking and talking is not a safe practice." LOL!!!!
That is crazy! You must have one quiet office if you can't walk and talk at the same time!
are you serious? that is nutso!
Completely hilarious!!
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